FiteUs; or, The Parable of the Dead Cat (The B is False Blog)

==LemonOssify started a Fite with WritStigma on 10/08/01 at 3:21 PM== LO: Oh my gosh the library!!! LO: The entire freaking library, I am ticked off about it!!! WS: yeah its crazy  WS: cant believe someone would just do that LO: I used the library at least twice a week! WS: me too WS: though i was usually just playing minesweeper LO: girllllll LO: I barely saw you today  LO: Was everything okay this morning? WS: yeah i just had to talk to caleb about something  LO: Hmmm LO: Explain Caleb to me WS: explain him? LO: I see him with you all the time but I don’t know anything about him LO: He always walks away when I talk to you @_@ WS: well um WS: hes been my best friend since elementary school  WS: we rode the same bus WS: but he ended up going to a different middle school so we didn’t see each other as often  WS: we used to hang out at this house on his street that never got finished  WS: yeah thats pretty much the story LO: Never got finished? WS: yeah it wa...

  ==WritStigma started a Fite with WritStigma on 10/06/01 at 10:25 PM== WS: wait what WS: okay  ==Fite ended==

  ==LemonOssify started a Fite with WritStigma on 10/06/01 at 8:41 PM== LO: heyyyy LO: I was driving home, and I passed by the school LO: CRAZY scene going on there! LO: Firetrucks and stuff. Have you heard anything? WS: ive just been inside all day WS: i saw the smoke this morning LO: I’m sure we’ll hear all about it on Monday @_@ WS: how was shopping? LO: It was fun, Nicole’s boyfriend was NOT there (thank goodness) LO: We went around at Northgate LO: I didn’t even buy anything lol LO: Amy wanted us to get matching pink streaks in our hair LO: And I was like “girl I’m Chinese my parents would kill me” LO: So then they went in WITHOUT ME >_< LO: But that gave me a chance to go look at nerd stuff  LO: Is your hair natural? It’s so vibrant ==Fite was left idle for 18 minutes== WS: yeah LO: Luckyyyy  LO: My hair used to be as long as yours LO: But freshman year Amy convinced me to start cutting it shorter LO: It’s so much easier to manage  LO: What shampoo do you...

 You will notice that in this story, there are Different Names for the Same Thing (DCFC). Lo = LemonOssify = Loren Uo = UnreliableOmen = Matthew Clock = AccidieHourglass = Caleb Saffron = WritStigma = Saffron?? Saffron is not her real name, or even a nickname. Her friends don’t call her that. We call her that, because it’s a name given to her by the story. Her real name does exist, and I know it, but you won’t see it written down. A clever person could probably deduce it, because there are clues. But that’s not really the point.

 ==UnrealiableOmen started a Fite with AccidieHourglass on 10/06/01 at 7:40 AM== UO: where’d you go? UO: you left all your stuff here AH: I’ll be back in a second  AH: I went home to do something  UO: my mom’s making pancakes  AH: [expletive] ==Fite ended==

 ==AccidieHourglass started a Fite with WritStigma on 10/06/01 at 6:23 AM== AH: hey AH: don’t know if you’re awake yet, AH: but I kind of need to talk to you  AH: good and bad reasons ==Fite was left idle for 45 minutes== AH: I probably scared you off with that AH: can we meet at the house AH: I know we haven’t been there in a while  AH: sorry I’m being frantic ==Fite was left idle for 18 minutes== WS: sorry hi WS: why are you up so early? AH: I actually didn’t sleep  AH: I was playing games at Matthew’s all night AH: but I’ve been thinking  AH: I’ve been a bit of an [expletive] lately  AH: so I really want to apologize AH: in person WS: theres a lot of sirens outside WS: idk if going to the house is the best idea  WS: plus its cold out AH: … WS: do you really want to go there today? AH: idk I was in the mood to trespass  WS: its just we havent hung out there since middle school  WS: honestly im surprised its still around AH: I miss those day...

==UnreliableOmen started a Fite with AccidieHourglass on 10/05/01 at 6:09 PM== UO: Dude UO: come over let’s play counter strike ==Fite was left idle for 22 minutes== AH: seriously man you could’ve just called me AH: or walked over here that’s probably faster AH: I don’t want to keep using this [expletive] UO: I think it’s fun AH: who even told you about this client UO: Harvey AH: the guy who looks like Fred Durst? UO: yes… AH: he’s not even in our class UO: he likes nu metal so I borrow CDs from him  AH: figures AH: anyway im coming over UO: wanna stay the night? AH: eh sure ==Fite ended==

==LemonOssify started a Fite with WritStigma on 10/05/01 at 3:50 PM== LO: I forgot to tell you LO: I’m going shopping tomorrow with the gals LO: You should come with! ==Fite was left idle for 13 minutes== WS: ummm how many people LO: Don’t worry, it’s just me and Amy and Nicole (and maybeeee her boyfriend %_%) WS: i dont know WS: i haven’t really met them yet  LO: Shoot, you’re right LO: I totally meant to introduce you today >_< LO: But they really want to meet you  LO: I told them how cool you are WS: thanks WS: but i dont want to invade the group  WS: id feel out of place LO: I can understand that LO: It’d be really fun though 0-0 ==Fite was left idle for 10 minutes== WS: um WS: thank you for inviting me WS: but im gonna stay home so i can work on homework  LO: No worries ;> ==Fite ended==

==UnreliableOmen started a Fite with AccidieHourglass on 10/04/01 at 9:06 PM== UO: Yo Caleb UO: It’s Matthew =Fite was left idle for 26 minutes== AH: So you’re here too AH: Great. AH: You have my number dude AH: I don’t want to use this stupid [expletive] program more than I have to AH: Look at that it censors me AH: [expletive] AH: what’s going on man AH: how did you get my username  UO: take a guess AH: [expletive], she betrayed me AH: I can’t even say [expletive]? UO: Open the credits AH: huh? UO: In the FiteMe folder, open credits.txt. ==Fite was left idle for 19 minutes== AH: You’re joking AH: There is NO [expletive] way AH: I’m coming over UO: Dude it’s late ==Fite ended==

==AccidieHourglass started a Fite with WritStigma on 10/03/01 at 7:29 PM== AH: Okay I got it WS: caleb? AH: Yeah WS: cool AH: I don’t see why we don’t just keep using MSN AH: Or the phone AH: I know you don’t have a cell but you have a house phone right  WS: if I’m talking on the phone all the time ill wake my dad up WS: this is more fun anyway  AH: More “trendy” AH: gonna try to fit in with the seniors? WS: are you in a mood? AH: no just being snarky AH: you’re cooler than the seniors WS: how so? AH: you’re cooler than most of the sophomores too AH: cause you’re not fake WS: are you flirting with me? AH: shut up shut up WS: not all the seniors are fake, loren is very cool and nice AH: You know what they call her, right? WS: no? AH: Maybe I shouldn’t tell you lol WS: have you ever talked to her? A H: No WS: don’t go spreading rumors AH: It’s not like that AH: It’s not even a bad name WS: well shes my friend so maybe you should get to know her AH: Maybe WS: dont be an [expletiv...

==WritStigma started a Fite with LemonOssify on 10/02/01 at 4:53 PM== WS: hi loren  LO: Heyyyy!!!! LO: There’s my ‘buddy’ lol ;> LO: Cool username girl! WS: thanks uh WS: i clicked through the thing too fast WS: it gave me a random one WS: is there a way to change it? LO: … LO: I don’t think it lets you :< but it’s cool, you should keep it WS: ah okay ==Fite was left idle for 11 minutes== LO: So whatcha up to? WS: im doing geometry and listening to music  LO: What music? LO: wait sorry I don’t mean to distract you  LO: I actually have homework I should be doing too >_< WS: its a band called death cab for cutie LO: GIRL!!!  LO: I LOVE Death Cab! LO: You gotta come with me to get the new CD when it comes out WS: yeah definitely  WS: i didnt expect you to know death cab WS: no offense LO: I don’t usually talk about the music I like… I get so embarrassing about it XD LO: My other friends only listen to Britney and NSYNC and stuff  LO: And they’re FI...